bromple:

hello kingdon nation. do you see my vision.

butchsaint:

“but what about platonic soulmates?? not everything has to be romantic. friendship is just as important—” shut uppp. i have plenty of friends. i don’t need to live vicariously through some fictional character’s friendship. i want to see them fuck nasty. i want to see them be weird about each other

segamascott:

the fun thing about coming on tumblr after 7? years of inactivity is knowing who absolutely no one is except for very specific glee fandom mutuals that have never changed their usernames

sovietnam:

skunkes:

kushblazer666:

i am as white as a white american can get and the thought of using the white color emojis sickens me to the bone. bitch if you dont make me simpsons yellow

rapidhighway:

getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe

speedlimit15:

i don’t want to squeak and i don’t want the grease i just want to keep turning perpetually with no resistance

sickjacket:

new season of survivor my wife keeps bein like “Why are you rooting for Mary so hard” and I’m like “It’s complicated.”

brucefromfamilyguy:

cavehome:

maeborowski:

strawberrymedley:

maeborowski:

its not a greentext but can we all agree the capra demon post is the best 4chan post

which post?

Most difficult set of choices ever to face humanity

This has to be what inspired the duskwalker bride series.

weepyemperor:

Vaginismus of the soul

slutdge:

guerrillatech:

depsidase: